August 2011
5 posts
1 tag
If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
confessionsofamodelwannabe:
July 2011
14 posts
Magtatay.
pilosopogyno:
Tatay: Ano ba anak! Bakit bakla ka? Anak: Sorry po itay. Hindi ko na maitago ‘tong nararamdaman ko. Tatay: Gusto ko maging matapang ka! Anak: Sige po, susundin ko po yon. Tatay: Magiging siga ka na dito. Wag ka na pabakla bakla! Anak: Isa pa tay ah? Isa pa! Sasapakin ko ‘yang pagmumukha mo, ano salita ka pa!? HA? SALITA KA PA?
To Complete my happiness for this start of...
youwillalwaysbespecial:
message me anything..
either Dares, love messages, hate msgs, want a follow back from me, check blogs, or follow someone….
any will do:)
SPONGEBOB...
the-absolute-funniest:
IF SPONGEBOB LIVES IN A CIRCULAR PINEAPPLE
WHY DOES IT HAVE CORNERS??
……..
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Reblog if you can find Pearl.
sophiiers:
pilosopogyno:
Boy: Maga-apply po sana akong seaman. Captain: Marunong ka bang lumangoy? Boy: Hindi po. Captain: Oh, edi hindi ka pwede? Hindi ka marunong lumangoy tapos magsi-seaman ka? Boy: Oh bakit, ang piloto ba, marunong lumipad?
Ten questions without answers: 1. Does jenifer love hewitt? 2. Where did rachelle anne Go? 3. Why is chris brown? 4. Where did sandara park? 5. Is chow yun fat? 6. What did henry sy? 7. Did jordin sparks? 8. When will orlando bloom? 9. What is victoria’s secret? 10. What does david cook? I really dont know the answers, and i’m sure wilma doesnt to..
Isang araw nag lalakad ang mag Syota … Boy: Nakakainis ung Lalake kanina ! Girl: Bakit , Naman ? Boy: Mukha daw akong Magsasaka ! Girl: Hayaan mo na yun , Bakit nya naman nasabi yun ? Boy: Mukha daw kasing kalabaw ang kasama ko Girl: ASAAN NA ANG PUT*** I**NG LALAKE YON , PAPATAYIN KO YON !
you said you love me your a liar..cause you never...
awesomesincebirth:
Inay: Juan, bakit may mga red color ang grades mo? Juan: Naubusan kasi ng black ballpen yung teacher namin eh.. Inay: Ui! My apat na ‘F’ dito ah.. Ano yun? Juan: Inay, ang meaning po nun ay FASADO. Inay: Aah.. Akala ko pa naman FERFECT.
Mom: Sana 'wag umulan bukas. May meeting kami eh.
Me: Oo nga, Sana wag umulan. Aalis ako eh. *Grins*
Mom: 'San ka pupunta?
Me: Diba nga? Constellation?
Mom: O?
Me: Photo Shoot. *Laughs*
Mom: Ah.
June 2011
24 posts
NBA--->love
maDALLAS pa din kitang iniisip kahit na MIAMI ka pang iba .. habulin man akong ng RAPTORS ,pti ng HORNETS.. ikaw pa din ang mahal ko pasabugin man ako ng ROCKETS mo ikaw pa din ang mahal ko :)) MAGICkin pa ko ng WIZARDS mo … Ikaw pa din ang mahal ko :)) kse ang LAKERS LAKERS mo sakin :))
sd →
Time to REFRESH your ABAKADA! Basahin ito sa...
kimpoyfeliciano:
B, K, W, L, K, M, G, W, P, R, M, S, Y, T, W, K, H, H, H, T, W, P, H, H, H, S, Y, S, Y, T, M, N, P, R, K, N, T, NGA!!! :))
Ang saya maging Pinoy dba? Ndi nila gets yan! HAHAHA.
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante.. . Guro: Ano ‘to? Estudyante: Prayer ko po, ma’am! Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat? Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
gaano ka special sa akin ?
isang araw may sumabog sa mukha mo tapos d ka na nakakakita sabi ng doctor wala na daw pag asa para makakita ka pa
tapos isang araw nakakakita ka na tapos ako hindi na
Bob Ong Quotes.
akosiminminmin:
HALAGA →
When you and your best friend get put in the same...
talkativereader:
THATS MY GIRL →
That moment when you hear people fighting in the...
bumblechyambee:
Paano mo sasabihin na may kulangot ang katabi mo,...
awesomesincebirth:
feelingmoganun:
batanginlovesayo:
Ganito lang yan. “excuse me, nunal yan?” if hinawakan nya at natanggal,
sabihin mo agad.. “hala! adjustable! LUPET AH !! “
SARAP TUMAWA SHEZZZ =))))
“No girl is perfect .
She cries,
Nags,
Demands,
Assumes,
And get jealous.
...”
Naging masayahin at baliw ako ngunit Imba naman kung ngumiti pati langit Siguradong mabibighani
I could watch these gifs forever
hellotherefellowmuggle:
&
And suddenly, you're all I need :">
THE REASON WHY I SMILE! :”>
Flattered ka kapag may nagcocompliment sayo
awesomesincebirth:
May 2011
16 posts
The top 11 things messed up with the show...
iconicbieberfever:
fatregina:
1.How is Pearl Mr.Crabs daughter??
2.Why doesn’t Squidward wear pants?? 3.How do they flush the toilet under water? 4.How can they see plankton?? 5.How can Sandy communicate with fish?? 6.How is there a beach called Goo lagoon under water??? 7.Why do they take showers??? 8.How come Gary meows?? 9.How did Sandy build her home?? 10.How can there be boats...
That feeling when you're TALLER than someone OLDER...
fadedtints:
When someone asks for a piece of your chocolate...
havingagiggle:
You want some now ?
